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18

Apr


Stronger than the foundations of the Earth.

Stronger than the foundations of the Earth.

(Source: connorsbod)

evilsupplyco:

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

Arcane is transmuting your enemy’s raspberry smoothie into ketchup.

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)

http://tumblr.evilsupply.co/post/83126715130/eziegelbein-im-pretty-sure-im-raising-an-evil

eziegelbein:

I’m pretty sure I’m raising an evil genius. My son is playing Assassins Creed Black Flag and discovered that you can use the throw money option to distract crowds. So to find the funds to upgrade his ship, he is throwing 10 reales at a time to distract people in a crowd and…

anglosexual:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

"the first disney princess to be crowned quee—"

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"the first disney princess to be crown—"

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"the first dis—"

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let’s try that again

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urulokid:

do not pity the dead harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who leave the theater before the credits are finished completely rolling on a marvel film

whenfandoms-collide:

travelingwithamadman:

this fucked me up

Rick and Morty just keeps getting better with each episode

(Source: victoryandjustice)

(Source: fairestregal)

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(Source: felixdawkins23)

(to Ian McKellan) You were saying a dream of yours is that you wanted to host a show like this. 

(Source: princeoberynmartell)